Not-a-finger

2003-08-28

Last night, I had a dream featuring a group of kidnappers who dressed like Abraham Lincoln (clever of them, now that I think about it, because he is far and away the most popular of presidents among children, mainly because he lived in a log cabin and had a few awesome moles), a Toni Morrison novel open to a significant passage (how did I know it was significant? because it had been peed on), and me taking a very businesslike shower (please pass the loofah) with Robert Downey Jr.

Was it an EROTIC dream? I think the answer is obvious.

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