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2003-11-01 Here is a scary movie for you to enjoy. Rather, I haven't made the movie yet, so here is a synopsis of the scary movie I will one day make. A movie so scary it will make you pee not only your pants BUT THE PANTS OF THE PERSON SITTING NEXT TO YOU. (That sounds compelling--I believe it has catchphrase potential.) Halloween. Or, if you prefer, Hallowe'en. The Professor is sitting alone in the living room, probably watching a Trading Spaces marathon or playing the Law and Order: SVU drinking game. (Take a shot every time Ice-T says the word "perp".) He hears a group of ten or fifteen children outside the apartment. They are approaching the door; he leaps up to answer it. Suddenly, a woman shrieks, "No, children, not THOSE people!" Ha, ha ha ha.
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