Not-a-finger

2003-12-07

Yesterday, my sister told me that getting pregnant would actually improve my figure, because the birthing process would “widen my hips and give me a more pronounced hourglass figure.”

“See,” I said, “I always thought the Lord told us to be fruitful and multiply, not to be fruitful and multiply, you narrow-hipped whores.”

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