Not-a-finger

2004-06-30

Witness the tragic consequences of grammatical imprecision.

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Hi! Thanks for stopping by to see my auction...I bought this baby brand new a little more than a month ago at $2,600 and I have been improving it ever since. There is absolutely nothing wrong with it nor the features that I'm selling with it also. It hurts like crazy to sell it, but the only reason that I'm selling it is because I really need the money right now to resolve some family matters, but I hope that she finds a perfect new home and someone who takes good care of her like I did.

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Selling organs on eBay, that's fine. Selling whole wives--that's just plain unethical.

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