2005-07-16

Now, for your reading pleasure, I give you a found poem composed entirely of quotes about the indispensable product Urine Gone.

The Stains Will Glow

Urine Gone: The Stain & Odor Eliminator
for Pet or People Accidents. Getting rid
of stains and odors caused by cat, dog or human
urine can be exasperating. Urine Gone is the quick
and easy answer to the problem. Fast-acting
Enzyme Action
attacks urine. Urine Gone also comes
with a black light urine stain detector. Darken
the room and the black light will show urine messes
that you may have missed. FIND THE STAIN:
Simply darken room and use the stain detective
black light to show the urine messes. Check carpets,
mattresses, furniture, bathrooms, walls
and floors. The stains will glow.

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