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2006-02-18 If you’re reading this, you’re loyal as two dogs and I love you. If you’re not reading this, you’re as loyal as a pig, that is to say not loyal at all, you think that pig is your friend but he’ll turn on you in a second, in a second. I’ve been up to my usual tricks: inventing, writing some “Mr. Belvedere” fanfic, moving to Florida, salting slugs, whatever. I’m rusty at this diary business. I’ve been trying to write an entry for tens of minutes now, but everything I’ve come up with so far has been weird and inappropriate and aggressively scatalogical. So I’m just going to run with that theme, if you don’t mind. We’ll just pick up where we left off. Oh look, an entry. The first thing that comes up on Google when you type in “wet pants” is a delightful Wet Pants Quiz, and what better way to get the conversation flowing once more from the urethras of our minds and mouths than a Wet Pants Quiz? See how you score! I have added additional answers where necessary or appropriate; these are marked by asterisks. Should teachers deliberately make a student stay in class and wet their pants and know it is happening and not let the student go? Yes, teachers should not allow students to leave class to go to the restroom. Yes, but do this only to students who have deliberately abused restroom visits. No, teachers should not deliberately make a student wet their pants in class. Is there any educational value in denying restroom visits to the point of having students wet their pants in high school? Yes, Problems of students out of class is more important than a wetting accident No, there is no educational value making high school students wet their pants. Students should only be allowed to learn after they have wet their pants, and if they are unable to wet their own pants then the teacher should do it for them* If you were to wet your pants in class in high school to the point of having to change clothes and the whole class saw it, how would you feel? Humiliating Embarassing, but not the end of the world. Awkward, but could laugh about it later. No big deal. Could laugh about it that day. It was awesome, and I laughed while it was happening, which caused the pee to flow with greater force* If a teacher has denied permission to a high school student to visit the restroom and later sees a little urine leakage. What should the teacher do? Nothing. Allow a full wetting accident with puddle. Go ahead and let the student go If your high school were to severely restrict restroom visits and allow none during class, would you join other students in wetting your pants on purpose as a protest? Yes No Is that all? It is not all. The creator of this quiz has written another quiz entitled “Wet Pants in Public”. He wants to know: Have you ever wetted your pants in public? Yes No If so, how did you feel? Loved it and thought that you should do it more often. Embarrest. Worst experiance in your life. excited you a little. It was okay. What did you do when you felt it coming? Let it go! Put your hand to try and stop it. Hid when you peed. Squwated. Other. I squwated, personally, but your answer may be different. More soon.
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