2006-03-24

Not-a-Finger: What kind of bird is THAT?
Professor: A raven?
Not-a-Finger: A turkey?
Professor: A turkaven!
Not-a-Finger: A ravurkey!!
Professor: Finally, poultry that is both ominous AND delicious.
Not-a-Finger (shrieking): BRRRRRRR! What happened to that bird? He was talking shit we stuffed his boobs into our tum!
Professor: Ha!
Not-a-Finger: That ravurkey wants to put a clap in you.
Professor: I wanna put a clap in your ravurkey.
Not-a-Finger: My ravurkey is ominous and delicious.
Professor: And it carries tiny worms in its beak!
Not-a-Finger: And throws them up later and feeds them to its kids!
Professor: Clearly the metaphor was not meant to be extended that far.

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