2006-05-07

A List of Accolades I Have Recently Showered Myself With

Kudos, It Isn’t Often That You See a Girl with Such a Colorful Period

You Sure Have Given Quite a Few Babies Reason to Believe That You’re Some Kind of Powerful God

At Least You Don’t Insist on Drinking Water out of the Bladder of a Goat Like Certain Foreign Wanderers I Could Mention

Awesome Job Breaking Your Mom’s Tailbone on Your Way out of Her Pussy Like a Masterful Pussy-Crushing Destroyer

You Could Probably Give That Dog a Boner If You Tried

I Congratulate You on Your Foresight in Choosing Not to Be Born Blind

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